WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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