Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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