your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
She even gives head with a lisp.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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