She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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