Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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