Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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