Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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