I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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