Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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