I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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