We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
last night I used snow as a chaser
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Randomize
