ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
