If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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