let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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