Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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