If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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