No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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