I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla