Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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