so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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