About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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