Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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