I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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