Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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