I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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