You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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