im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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