nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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