Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
