Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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