Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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