he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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