if i can run in heels then i can drive
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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