Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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