He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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