Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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