You just made me feel so damn special
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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