First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
so let's talk penis.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
