Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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