Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
This house was built for laser tag.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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