He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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