Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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