Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".