They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Randomize
