There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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