Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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