Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
