..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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