i jhust puked up my retainher.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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