when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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