You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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