you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I cut my penus on the lid.
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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