I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
