I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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