JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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