Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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