I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I believe in your delicious
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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