I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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