But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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