You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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